Introducing Tiki Bar TV Club Memberships!
Now you can prove you are a member of an elite underground counterculture movement and finally be accepted by your peers. Here’s what you get:
Membership ID Card
Receive your very own, fully certified, signed, stamped and laminated membership card. These are official Learnstitute credentials awarding you full authority to practice the Tiki Sciences.
HD Dolby 5.1 Episodes
Surprise! Since setting sail in Episode 41, we have been shooting and mastering in Hi Definition 720p with a full Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround sound mix. All those episodes and every subsequent one are yours with membership. Not only that but (using Internet technology) we will deliver them right to your home at no extra cost. *Available for download
after May 20 on May 22.
Don’t wait for the DVDs, now you can see outtakes no one else will get. View alternate takes you never knew existed, hold your head high with the inside scoop your friends will beg you to learn about.
Slash that sticker price with the razor sharp edge of your cost cutting club card. 15% off all merchandise in the store. Plus a chance to buy previously discontinued collectors items and products available only to members. You’ll get first dibs on much tiki goodness.
Secret Happy Hours
It’s no secret that the cast and crew are cocktail friendly. What is a secret is where said people pop in for a quick one. “What?” You say, “You mean pay to come meet you guys for a drink?” Don’t think of it that way, think of it as paying for our friendship. We do pop up in many cities, SF, LA, NYC, Vancouver, Toronto, Austin, London, San Diego to name a few.
Support the Revolution
You can’t put a price tag on knowing that you support creativity and independent internet television. You just can’t. But we can: $49.
That’s just $49 for a whole year of karma, cocktails, comedy, discounts and Dolby™. Think of the bragging rights alone.
Join before May 12th to get a signed picture of the cat.
No wait. Cast! That’s what I meant. The cast. The cat won’t sign anything, he’s a prick.