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Who Kidnapped Lala?

At 8:34pm PT I received this note:

lala-ransom

If you have any information on the whereabouts of Lala or who might have her let us know. Stay tuned to this page for updates.

*9:12pm PT I received this film:

Still no word on who it is or what they want.

*9:55pm PT
Apparently something will happen soon.

*9:00am PT – I have been sent a tiki mail with the words
“I need more time. In an hour my plans will be revealed”.
Curses, I set my alarm clock for this and everything.
Must be some kind of a video problem. Kidnappers, eh?
Totally unreliable these days.

*9:42am PT – The Kidnapper reveals himself !
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  • http://party.tikibartv.com/profile/JJJENNNNN JJJENNNNN

    «GASP!» Oh no!

  • rmeredit

    Somali pirates? Arrr. The ruskies again? Nyet!? The French? Curse them, I say.

  • Realityfree

    Grrr she better be unharmed.

  • http://embraceware.com Jerry Brace

    Looks like the magazine bandit has struck again! I’d recognize that cutting and pasting anywhere. I’d check down at the magazine stand by the old opera house… We haven’t a moment to snooze!

  • Deuce

    It was prohibitionists!

  • http://reel.adamschoales.com Adam Schoales

    Wait, so was it The Clash…

  • http://www.twitter.com/megamanexe Patrick Burke

    Clearly The Clash did this. That or the mid nineties pop duo Shampoo.

  • http://lalien.com @ladyblackwood

    It was Ivan Ivan!!

  • http://twitter ngageguy

    Yep, it was the Clash. Heard they might make a comeback!

  • http://reel.adamschoales.com Adam Schoales

    perhaps we’ll need to rock the casbah in order to get her back?

  • Josh

    It was Wizzard Media, those sneaky bastards.

  • WolvenSpectre

    Thats what happens when you try to jailbreak Drinkbot, he goes rogue, takes a book on knot tieing from the library, and practices on LaLa!

    How many times do we have to tell Jonny-Jonny to read ALL of the directions before trying something he reads on the internets!

  • Chris

    That ransom note sounds like “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”

    It’s obvious that Bobby McFerrin kidnapped her!

  • Ted

    It was clearly the ghost of Joe Strummer. And I, for one, do not blame him in the slightest.

    Dr., prepare to ransom with…..your soul.

    (split)

  • PFiction

    lalanapped!

  • kel

    Totally had to be Jonny-Jonny, … or, more likely, Alex Albrecht … he’s totally crazy enough to do something stupid like that … or maybe … PRAGER! Yeah, he seems like a desperate sort.

  • http://www.twitter.com/kuntakitty KuntaKitty

    It was KuntaKitty!

  • Walter

    She kidnapped herself.

  • Taqwa

    We need Matlock. I’ll bet it was old man Crothers in the abandoned amusement park!

  • http://www.twitter.com/insanitiki Insanitiki

    At least they allowed her to stay intoxicated, so they can’t be all bad!

  • JAY

    Sound’s like the joker got to her

  • This Comment

    The Bartender Did It! No. The place Lala is being held is too big to be Jonny-Jonny’s apartment. Quick! To the next locale on our list…

  • Vladimir

    It seems like LaLa was drugged…

  • Phil imbesi

    Obviously it was The Clash…

  • http://www.twitter.com/sack_u SACK-U

    Looks like the countdown clock was set for EST not PST as Dr Tkiki suggested on twitter

    “Don’t worry Lala. We’ll find you. At 9am PT by the looks of it. #whereislala”

  • aaron

    OMG so what happen?

  • http://twitter ngageguy

    So, in about 17 minutes the timer expires. I wonder if the Bastard son of the Internet did it on the Tiki Bar with a Rope??

  • BonzoGal

    I dunno, Lala looks pretty happy where she is… Either that or they’re pumping nitrous into her cell.

  • http://stationinthemetro.com bobtiki

    Based on the typeface, I would say she must be in San Francisco.

  • Wiak

    No one call Jack [Bauer]? XD

  • http://www.kzap.co.uk Kzap

    Oh no, maybe it was ‘The Farther of the Internet’! I have not evidence but I thought I would throw that in there.

  • Kapt Willy

    Lala belongs in the brig. She’s been naughty.

  • Dan

    Duh…she is safe here in St.Louis with us. She never REALLY wanted to be in LA (although her name is LA LA, huh, good one). She says hi…and she’s parched! Could you send us a German Chocolate Cake cocktail? Thanks Doc.
    –Happy Dan from St.Louis

  • Happy

    If I had known Lala would be such a good sport, I would have kidnapped her ages ago.

  • http://www.ziza.ru XREN

    I dunno, Lala looks pretty happy where she is… Either that or they’re pumping nitrous into her cell.

  • Realityfree

    Grrr she better be unharmed.

  • Steve

    Holy crap that is so hot.

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