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- LiquidTechnician
- Tiki Member

- Registered: 2005-12-05
Your Worst Tasting Shot
Theres always someone that comes in and orders the nastiest possible shot. Heres some that come to mind.
3 wise men - Jack, Jim, and Johnny equal parts.
Gorilla Fart - Bacardi 151 and Jack.
Liquid Cocaine - 151, Goldschlagger, Jager.
Now post some of the less popular nasties i can try next time this happens.
- Johnny Johnny
- Cast

- From: The Tiki Bar
- Registered: 2005-11-20
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
LiquidTechnician wrote:Liquid Cocaine - 151, Goldschlagger, Jager.
Bah! Nonsense talk! Liquid Cocaine is the cats pajamas!
- Doctor Tiki
- Cast

- Registered: 2005-11-19
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Prairie Fire
1 oz tequila
12 dashes Tabasco sauce
Cheers & mahalo
- BuBBy
- Moderator

- From: Brain Gravy
- Registered: 2005-11-20
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Tennessee Wetback
Equal parts Jack and Cuervo, served warm.
Just thinking about it makes me cringe
- captnkirk
- Tiki Master

- From: Hockessin, DE
- Registered: 2006-01-04
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Every year I go to a Christmas party of club of which I am a member. I always bring lots and lots of Jello® shots.
Some flavors have been excellent like the Margarita, Hurricane and Strawberry daquiri. Other flavors have not been nearly as popular (to put it mildly). I have in the past jelled (using Knox unflavored gellatin) a martini and a Jägermeister shot. Both are fine drinks and the shots jelled perfectly. Lets just say the tiki gods never intended either of them to ever be eaten as "foods", chewed up and swallowed. Nasty!
If you would like recipies to my Jello shots from this year Click here I had to make up this PDF file because so many people at the party wanted the recipies. (Not for the Jägermeister and Martini, the other Jello shots).
If you really like Jello shots somewhere on the amazing computer interweb there is a guy called Baden Baden who has posted thousands of them.
Last edited by captnkirk (2006-01-31 05:54:31)
- Nightmare
- Tiki Master

- From: Kansas City
- Registered: 2005-12-20
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Cement mixer
equal parts vodka and lime juice
poured directly into your mouth and then your head gets shaken side to side.
Fucking college students will drink anything!
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- captnkirk
- Tiki Master

- From: Hockessin, DE
- Registered: 2006-01-04
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Cement mixer is a very nasty shot. I looked it up on the computer interweb because I couldn't remember what went in it with the lime juice either.
It is equal parts Baileys® Irish Cream and lime juice.
It is called the cement mixer because it sets up in your mouth like nasty flavored cottage cheese curds.
This what Webtender had to say about it.
- FarFromSubtle
- Tiki Master

- From: Vancouver, BC
- Registered: 2005-12-09
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Doctor Tiki wrote:Prairie Fire
1 oz tequila
12 dashes Tabasco sauce
*gag* And that'll always be the one your mates buy just as your reaching the boiling point.
- Dean Martin
- Tiki Almighty

- From: Las Vegas
- Registered: 2005-12-30
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Gasoline
151
tequila
jack
Bye bye.
- DrunkUncleBob
- Tiki Member

- From: Miss Kitty's Saloon
- Registered: 2005-12-03
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Doctor Tiki wrote:Prairie Fire
1 oz tequila
12 dashes Tabasco sauce
Thought this was a Sweaty Mexican, maybe that would be half and half or with Dave's Insanity Sauce. That sauce will make you sweat perfusely.
I think the worst tasting shot I've had would be this unknown brand of tequila I bought while in Germany. It had a sombero for a cap (gimme a break, I was 17 and didn't know squat about liquor)... a sure sign of cheapness.
"Rule #76: No excuses; play like a champion!" Has the Green Fairy popped your cherry?
- Cammy Mac
- Tiki Mac

- Registered: 2005-11-20
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Dean Martin wrote:Gasoline
151
tequila
jack
Bye bye.
Bingo!
A friend of mine (yes, he's still a friend) once bought me one of these on my birthday. He wouldn't tell me what it was, until I drank it. It was disgusting, but I was so drunk, I didn't react to it. He just looked at me in awe. "Wasn't it horrible?" I told him it was, but was too drunk too care. Gah... it was bad!
I second the Gasoline nomination.
- Nightmare
- Tiki Master

- From: Kansas City
- Registered: 2005-12-20
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
captnkirk wrote:Cement mixer is a very nasty shot. I looked it up on the computer interweb because I couldn't remember what went in it with the lime juice either.
It is equal parts Baileys® Irish Cream and lime juice.
It is called the cement mixer because it sets up in your mouth like nasty flavored cottage cheese curds.
This what Webtender had to say about it.
AH Yes I was wrong! (CURSE YOU DEVIL WEED OF THE 80'S) Thank you for the correction Captain! Oh Captain my Captain!
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- LiquidTechnician
- Tiki Member

- Registered: 2005-12-05
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
The cement mixer was always the shot you offered to buy some people who had sat there for a while and pounded in hopes of getting them to puke.
- Killington
- Tiki Member

- From: ... a bit to the left
- Registered: 2006-01-11
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Although it's not a shot, the drink we always had to down at college (on birthdays etc.) was the Gorilla Snot.
Take a pint glass, add 1/2 pint Guiness, pour in a large measure of Baileys and watch it gently curdle.
Top up with pork scratchings and drink (trying not to puke too violently).
It was after a session of these and Purple Nasties (snakebite with Pernod & blackcurrant) that we got the whole college barred from this particular pub.
Oh wonderous, balmy college days ... 
"Stop the world, I wanna get off !"
- Nurse Betty
- Tiki Nurse

- From: Bali Ha'i, French Polynesia
- Registered: 2006-01-24
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
I entered a comp in a pub once to win a drinks card, and among other things, I had to down half a short glass of black sambuca with a raw egg in it, and then had to follow it will one of those foot-long glasses of beer. Ironically, I didn't drink anything else that night.
I am a nurse, you know...
- kellie
- Tiki Master

- From: San Francisco
- Registered: 2005-11-23
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
The Sweaty Mexican is not too terrible -- the cement mixer is my worst shot too. It was bought for me by a then-girlfriend's ex. It was then that I realized she had not gotten over my then-girlfriend and still harbored quite a bit of jealousy toward me.
- Nurse Betty
- Tiki Nurse

- From: Bali Ha'i, French Polynesia
- Registered: 2006-01-24
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
kellie wrote:The Sweaty Mexican is not too terrible -- the cement mixer is my worst shot too. It was bought for me by a then-girlfriend's ex. It was then that I realized she had not gotten over my then-girlfriend and still harbored quite a bit of jealousy toward me.
Mmmm, jealous girls can be quite nasty. Did you retaliate or are you above that?
I am a nurse, you know...
- kellie
- Tiki Master

- From: San Francisco
- Registered: 2005-11-23
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Before or after I threw up in her lap?
(Actually I didn't, but whatever it's a good story)
- ShelBel
- Tiki Rockstar

- From: The Frozen Tundra (aka MN)
- Registered: 2005-12-19
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Ugh, cement mixer- I had one of those on my 21st. They gave me the two shots and I went, "WTF is in this?" My friend who bought it for me, bless his heart, actually told me, and being the brilliant Scientist! I am, immediately deduced what would happen when I drank it.
Being a good sport, I did it anyway.
I hear that Dead Nazis are rather vile... I've not had one.
So laugh and be happy, for tomorrow yet another mind may vomit some amusement for us all.
- ShelBel
- Tiki Rockstar

- From: The Frozen Tundra (aka MN)
- Registered: 2005-12-19
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Johnny Johnny wrote:LiquidTechnician wrote:Liquid Cocaine - 151, Goldschlagger, Jager.
Bah! Nonsense talk! Liquid Cocaine is the cats pajamas!
Johnny Johnny, you rawk. We gotta party sometime (WildBill included- and I don't mean in a sick way, I mean lets-sit-around-and-drink-heinous-amounts-of-alcohol kind of way). 
So laugh and be happy, for tomorrow yet another mind may vomit some amusement for us all.
- Canadian Avenger
- Canadian Overlord

- From: Toronto
- Registered: 2005-11-20
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
DrunkUncleBob wrote:Doctor Tiki wrote:Prairie Fire
1 oz tequila
12 dashes Tabasco sauce
Thought this was a Sweaty Mexican, maybe that would be half and half or with Dave's Insanity Sauce. That sauce will make you sweat perfusely.
I think the worst tasting shot I've had would be this unknown brand of tequila I bought while in Germany. It had a sombero for a cap (gimme a break, I was 17 and didn't know squat about liquor)... a sure sign of cheapness.
It could be an alternate name in some parts. Took a quick look at the webtender, and the closest shot, for the name sweaty mexican, I could come up with is:
Sweaty Mexican Lumber Jack
Ingredients:
* 3/4 oz Yukon Jack
* 1/4 oz Tequila
* 3-4 drops Tabasco sauce
Mixing instructions:
Fill the shot glass 3/4 with Yukon Jack. Next fill the rest of the shot glass with Tequila. Last add 3 to 4 drops of tabasco sause.
There is a drink called the Sweaty mexican, but it's not a shooter.
Sweaty Mexican
Ingredients:
* 6 oz Beer
* 1 1/4 oz Tequila
* 1 splash Bacardi 151 proof rum
Mixing instructions:
Fill mug half way with beer. Splash Rum on Tequila in shot glass, then light with match. Drop flaming shot glass in mug. Drop in a lime slice. Chug it.
and just for completeness, here is webtenders take on a prarie fire (yes a truely nasty drink, it's like drinking pepper, well actually you are drinking pepper)
Prarie Fire
Ingredients:
* 1 oz Tequila
* 2 tsp Tabasco sauce
Mixing instructions:
Pour one shot of tequila into the glass. Add Tabasco to taste
All recepies are from the webtender
I've been drinking! (That's my story, and I'm sticking to it)
- greyhound
- Tiki Member
- From: Los Angeles
- Registered: 2005-12-27
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
In a little shite bar in Oregon, you used to be able to get a 'Russian Roulette' (not on the menu, but known by all, nonetheless). You and your friends line up at the bar and everyone gets a dark shot glass. Each shot glass is filled with Jack, except the last one which is filled with your old fashioned bar-rag-shot. Everyone turns around and the glasses are put into a little group, from which everyone takes a single glass and shoots. One person gets to be the unlucky bastard that may or may not vomit immedietly. I don't know if the bar-rag-shot qualifies as an actual shot, but that has got to be the nastiest thing ever consumed. word.
:: Okele Maluna ::
- ShelBel
- Tiki Rockstar

- From: The Frozen Tundra (aka MN)
- Registered: 2005-12-19
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
I think the bar-rag shot wins. 
So laugh and be happy, for tomorrow yet another mind may vomit some amusement for us all.
- Sir Poo-a-lot
- Tiki Knight

- From: Sunny southern California
- Registered: 2005-11-20
- Website
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
Canadian Avenger wrote:Prarie Fire
Ingredients:
* 1 oz Tequila
* 2 tsp Tabasco sauce
I can vouch for that one, that is a shitty tasting drink....if that's what you'd call it.
Last edited by Sir Poo-a-lot (2006-02-08 15:42:44)
- Dean Martin
- Tiki Almighty

- From: Las Vegas
- Registered: 2005-12-30
Re: Your Worst Tasting Shot
What we need is a judging panel. Three people to shoot each one of the shots listed here, then vote a winner.
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