White Russian
Episode 33

• 2oz Milk
• 2oz Vodka
• 1oz Coffee Liqueur
• Serve on Ice
• Sprinkle Nutmeg
  

Tropical Blizzard
Episode 32

• 1oz Blue Curacao
  
• 1oz Coconut Rum
• 1/2oz Apple Juice
• 1 1/oz Orange Juice
  

House Rules
Episode 31

• 1/2oz Fresh Lime Juice
• 1/2oz Unsweetened Pineapple Juice
• 1/2oz Simple Syrup
  
• 1 tbsp Maraschino Cherry Syrup
• 1oz Barbados Rum
• 1oz Jamaican Rum
• Blend with 3oz Ice
  

Ice Breaker
Episode 30

• 1 1/2oz Vodka
• 1/2oz Cassis
• 4oz Energy Drink
• 4oz Pineapple Juice

Wedding Cake
Episode 29

Per Person:

• 1oz Vanilla Vodka
• 1/2oz Creme de Cacao
• 1/2oz Hazelnut Liqueur
• 1/2oz Almond Liqueur
• 1 1/2oz Milk
• 6 ice cubes

Serve in bowl
Top with whipped cream

Standing Ovation
Episode 28

• 2oz Bourbon
• 1/2oz Cherry Brandy
• 3/4oz Fresh Lemon Juice
• 1/2oz Sugar Syrup

Garnish with cherry and lemon

Dingo Hunter
Episode 27

• 1 oz Coffee Liqueur
• 1 oz Irish Cream
• 1 oz Creme de Cacao
• 1 oz Tequila
• 2 oz Milk
• Blend with Ice

Missionary's Downfall
Episode 26

• 1/2 oz Apricot Liqueur
• 1 oz Light Rum
• 1/3 Cup of Pineapple Chunks
• 1 Sprig of Mint, leaves only
• 1/2 oz Simple Syrop
• 1 1/2 oz Fresh Lime Juice
• 4oz Ice
• Blend Until Smooth

Blue Hawaiin
Episode 25

• 3 oz Pineapple Juice
• 1/2 oz Blue Curaçao
• 1 oz Gold Rum
• 1 oz Cream of Coconut or Coconut Syrup (not Coconut Cream)
  

Garnish with Lime Wedge

Ale
Episode 24

Diplomatic Immunity
Episode 23

• 1oz Scotch Whiskey
• 1/2oz Apricot Brandy
• 1/2oz Orange Curaçao
• 3oz Pineapple Juice
• 3/4oz Fresh Lime Juice

Garnish with Cherry

Pumpkin Rum Punch
Episode 22

• 1 Part rum
• 1 Part Cider
• 2 Parts Ginger Ale

Served in a hollowed pumpkin with floating pumpkin bits.

Forbidden Serpent
Episode 21

• 1oz Lime Juice
• 2oz Orange Juice
• 2oz Pineapple Juice
• 2 1/2oz White Rum
• 1oz Dark Rum
• 1/2oz Apricot Brandy
• 1/2oz Peach Schnapps

Short Fuse
Episode 20

Pint

• 8oz Beer
• 4oz Cola
• 1/2oz Cherry Brandy

Shot

• 1oz Coffee Liqueur
• 1oz Amaretto

Ouzo Cocktails
Episode 18

Alpha

• 1oz Ouzo
• 1oz Vodka
• 2oz Orange Juice
• 1/2 Fresh Lemon

Beta

• 1oz Brandy
• 1oz Bourbon
• 1/2 oz Ouzo
• 1oz Vodka
• 1oz Orange Juice
• 2oz Lemon-lime soda

Gamma

• 1/2oz Ouzo
• 1/2oz Vodka
• 1oz Cassis
• 3oz Lemon-lime soda

 

Newton's Apple
Episode 17

• 1oz of Amaretto
• 1oz of Apple liqueur
• 3/4 oz of Lime cordial
• 1oz of Triple Sec
• 1oz of Vodka

Tongue Twister
Episode 16

• 1/2oz Light Rum
• 1/2oz Tequila
• 1/2oz Vodka
• 1oz Coconut Cream
• 1 Drop Grenadine
• 3oz Pineapple Juice
• 2 tbsp Milk

Out Of Court Settlement
Episode 15

• 2 oz Lemon Liqueur
• 2 oz Cranberry Juice
• 2 oz Rye Whiskey
• 2 oz Soda
• 1/2 fresh Lime

Boomerang
Episode 14

• 2 oz Gold Rum
• 1 oz Melon Liqueur
• 1 oz Lychee Juice
• 2 oz Guava juice
• 2 oz Orange Juice
• 2 oz Mango Juice
• 1/4 Fresh Lime

Skull & Bones
Episode 13

In a blender mix:

• 1 peeled banana
• 1 cup milk
• 2 oz pineapple juice
• 1 oz gold rum
• 2 oz sloe gin
• 1/2 oz 151 rum
• dash of bitters

Volcano
Episode 11

• 3 oz Demerara Rum
• 2 oz Gold Rum
• 1 oz Cuban Rum or Puerto Rican Gold Rum
• 151 for flame
• 6 oz Grapefruit
• 2 oz Fresh Squeezed Lime
• 3/4 oz grade A/1 maple syrup
• 1/2 oz simple syrup

Served in a Volcano bowl.

Love In The South Pacific
Episode 10

• 1 oz White Rum
• 1 oz Southern Comfort
• 1/2 oz Crème de Bananes
• 1/2 oz Triple Sec
• 1/2 oz Sloe Gin
• 1/2 oz Vodka
• 4 oz Orange Juice
• Shake & Pour over Ice
• Fill Rest with Soda
• Garnish with Love

Red Oktober
Episode 9

• 2 oz Cherry Brandy
• 1 oz Orange Vodka
• 1 tbsp 151 Rum
• Fill rest with soda
• Garnish with cherry

London Fogcuttter
Episode 8

• 2 oz Gin
• 1 oz Lime Juice
• 6 oz Champagne
• Serve on ice

Red Orchid & Banana Slam
Episode 7

Red Orchid (not recommended)

• 1 Dark Rum
• 1 Chambord
• Dash of Grenadine
• Dash of Cranberry

Banana Slam

• 1 Gold Rum
• 1 Banana Liqueur
• 1/2 Orange Juice
• 1/4 Sour mix

Newfoundland Screech
Episode 6

• Drink Newfoundland Screech
• So we got lazy for an episode! so what??!

Trader Woody
Episode 5

• 2 oz Dark Rum
• 1 oz Amaretto
• 1 oz Pineapple Juice
• 1 oz Orange Juice
• Couple splashes of Lime Juice
• Serve over crushed ice

Hullaballoo
Episode 4

• 2 oz Brandy
• 2 oz Scotch
• 5 oz Fresh Lemonade

Trap Door
Episode 3

• 1 oz Gin
• 1 oz Spiced Rum
• 1/2 Fresh Lime
• 2 oz Fresh Orange Juice
• 1 oz Soda

Suffering Bastard
Episode 2

• 1 1/2 oz Gin
• 1/2 Bourbon
• 3 oz Gingerale
• 1/2 Lime
• Sprig of Mint

Classic Margarita
Episode 1

• Fill shaker with broken ice cubes
• Squeeze 2 fresh limes into shaker
• 2 oz gold Tequilla
• 1/2 oz White Tequilla
• 1 1/4 oz Lime Cordial
• 1/2 oz Triple Sec
• A splash of Orange Curacao
• Shake vigorously
• Rim ouside of glass with lime peel
• Salt outside rim only
• Add fresh ice
• Squeeze one more lime wedge and drop in